Weirdest day EVER.

Okay so i wke up this morning, stepped into my time machine like i always do. Just kidding, well actually what started my weird day was: I was walking down the hall towards my locker when all of a sudden a random creeper I don't know whispers "Tay-Bear" to me in a low, you-shall-die-in-ten-days type of voice. The thing is, i Call my friend Taylor Tay-Bear (mostly because he is the only guy that would let me do that) and only someone who has been way too close for comfort to me and my friends or s one of Taylor's friend, would know that, he was 2 freaking grades ahead of us!, (turns out, im as much of a creeper as him and i watched the halls looking for him. This creepy morning wasn't even the weirdest thing. A couple hours later, another kid whom i did not know, was walking by and did one of those mock-punch thigs where your trying to get them to flinch, ahaha well...i did, so very hilarious, crazy person, so very hilarious. Oh but the weirdest thing had to be when i was walking with my other guy friend after gym and he said "I can't believe i got grass in my favorite pair of underwear!" i looked at him and acted out throwing up. "Too much information" i told him and he began puling the side of his shorts down.
"I'll show you if you don't believe me" he offered and began pulling his shorts down i grabbed his wrist and called out.
"God ____ keep you pants on at all times please." I advised him.
He laughed and we kept walking.
Let's tally up here:
Tay-Bear+ mock punch in the face+ Friend almost flashing me+ 2 creepy people and my friend=
AHHHHHHHHH What the heck!
Frightfully yours,

-Fishy