Creepy dolls.

Just for all those worried readers out there, mr. tumness and i are no longer fighting, and he is still my BF (Best fawn). anyway. I was sleeping in my sisters room because i fell asleep during a movie. when all of a sudden i wake up due to a falling dream and look aound me. Her porceline dolls were STARING at me. Their little blue eyes and cute outfits do not make up for those creepy smiles. And barbie, oh Geez she is scary, i think she should be more of a teenage boy toy than a little girl thing because her chest is huge, er hair is beach blonde, her legs are long and her body is perfectly sculpted. Plus i'd play with hot wheels and lego any day (hehe).
-fishy

Weirdest day EVER.

Okay so i wke up this morning, stepped into my time machine like i always do. Just kidding, well actually what started my weird day was: I was walking down the hall towards my locker when all of a sudden a random creeper I don't know whispers "Tay-Bear" to me in a low, you-shall-die-in-ten-days type of voice. The thing is, i Call my friend Taylor Tay-Bear (mostly because he is the only guy that would let me do that) and only someone who has been way too close for comfort to me and my friends or s one of Taylor's friend, would know that, he was 2 freaking grades ahead of us!, (turns out, im as much of a creeper as him and i watched the halls looking for him. This creepy morning wasn't even the weirdest thing. A couple hours later, another kid whom i did not know, was walking by and did one of those mock-punch thigs where your trying to get them to flinch, ahaha well...i did, so very hilarious, crazy person, so very hilarious. Oh but the weirdest thing had to be when i was walking with my other guy friend after gym and he said "I can't believe i got grass in my favorite pair of underwear!" i looked at him and acted out throwing up. "Too much information" i told him and he began puling the side of his shorts down.
"I'll show you if you don't believe me" he offered and began pulling his shorts down i grabbed his wrist and called out.
"God ____ keep you pants on at all times please." I advised him.
He laughed and we kept walking.
Let's tally up here:
Tay-Bear+ mock punch in the face+ Friend almost flashing me+ 2 creepy people and my friend=
AHHHHHHHHH What the heck!
Frightfully yours,

-Fishy

B.A fly

Hey my name is ______ but you can call me Fishy. I have recently discovered that parents are never very happy when you agree to take your friends onto the roof. We were going to study, have you ever studied on a roo- i think not!. Well i have and it works best when you have an egg for breakfast. I was sitting on the roof, doin my math homework one day, looking out at the beautiful elegant tapestries that were a canadian sunset when all of a sudden, a fly ran smack into my face. I picked it off and let it back out on my roof, it flew off arrogantly. Chillen out, because obviously this is a B.A fly (cussing is not necessary) and he wasn't afraid of anything!. Well, i have a message for you fly.
TAKE FLYING LESSONS! either that or get a pair of glasses, yeah i've seen your eyes in science class and it amazes me how you can see a million me's and STILL run into my darn eye!. Ya, has anyone here ever felt little legs in you puple, its gross.

Eccentrically yours.
-Fishy